Gnarly Gnu Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband… On each floor the signs on the doors read: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are very handsome. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are very handsome and help with the housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are very handsome, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but instead she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 1 4
Old Koreelah Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 ...and most of us blokes came from the 5th floor... 1 1
cooperplace Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 ...and most us blokes came from the 5th floor... speak for yourself. I was on the 6th floor! 1
SDQDI Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I was working on the roof:whistling: (I'm not a one-upper......... Really I'm not)
AVOCET Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I was flying above the building!!!! Top that ugly! 3
Guest GraemeM Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 I was the one opening the front door.
ben87r Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I was at the pub enjoying a cold beer and having a good time! 1
Guernsey Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I was hiding in the lift and as the ladies came down, I introduced myself as coming from the fifth floor and I was just going down for a drink at the pub around the corner so would you like to join me? Alan. 1 3
Kununurra Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Hmmmm I am not sure what store or floor I come from but I do know I must have been returned to the store because I am with my second wife
PA. Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 Hmmmm I am not sure what store or floor I come from but I do know I must have been returned to the store because I am with my second wife Bargain Basement? 1
bexrbetter Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 I was on the 8th floor. (in China the 8th floor is traditionally where the 'Service People (wink, wink)' reside!)
fly_tornado Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Does anyone know why is GNu in the husband store? 1
Marty_d Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Does anyone know why is GNu in the husband store? Returned goods? 1 1 1
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