Guest john Posted February 22, 2015 Posted February 22, 2015 1. Let me see if I understand this thought. If I work I have to pay taxes to the Government , but if I don't work, the Government pays me. 2. If a Sculptor made a 3D printed portrait of the Prime Minster & Treasurer it would be hollow inside just like the real thing. 3. Dear Treasurer & Tax Commisioner: Last year I mismanaged my funds, & I have therefore been unable to decide on this years budget, until I have come to a decision that suits all of my needs & Interests. I will therefore have to unfortunately stop issuing cheques & will no longer be able to pay my taxes. I'm sure you will fully understand, & thanks for setting an example that we can all follow. 4. This restaurant is now called "LITTLE PIGS RESTAURANT" It specialises in supplying BBQ ham & Pork smoked sandwiches. It is the safest restaurants on this Planet because there are no Muslims inside . 5. We should all stop calling Government social security payments "ENTITLEMENTS", because the welfare & doll payments are not entitlements at all . They are tax payer funded handouts & shouldn't be called entitlements . Senior Pensions & Veteran Benefits are entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned & paid for by the recipients. 6. No society ever thrived because it had a large & growing class of parasites living off those who produce.
sain Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Hey Admins, can we have a "this is moronic, bigotted and racist" button for these humour forums?
dazza 38 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Hey Admins, can we have a "this is moronic, bigotted and racist" button for these humour forums? Why ? There is a lot of truth in Johns post. 1
Guest john Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 There should be an ON/OFF switch on your computer. If it is serviceable it is suggested that it be permanently switched in the OFF position & then your dislikes are resolved forthwith.
johnm Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 and ................................. we all have a differing opinion but it has been proved on this site that a button that indicates dislike, or such other negative inference, will quickly transform many forum members into sword fighting rock throwers ............... and worse such a button would have consequences way more dire than what 'post 1' will ever generate 3
Gnarly Gnu Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Racist against what - pigs? As a member of the porcine adoring public I agree we need to protect our pigs, don't want anything that might even slightly diminish their flavour. 1
facthunter Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 Poor. little piggy's They have demons put into them and regarded as unclean. What have they done to deserve this singling out for vilification.. Make signs '''DON'T PICK ON PIGS" You might need some valves for your heart one day. Nev
sain Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 hmm.. well, some basic thinking exercises should be tried for most people on 1. If you think about it what you'll probably get to is that welfare payments are a saftey net so that the unfortunate (due to circumstance or just age) members of society don't actually need to break into your house and steal your shit in order to live. That gives them time to get back on their feet, or grow old(er) and die. either way, its cheaper than prison. On 2. there is no reason why 3d printers need to make hollow objects, and its normally only done as either a cost or weight saving measure. Again, if you apply some basic thinking to the issue, you'd realise that the extruders on most 3d printers are capable of extruding hot excrement, instead of just plastic, and that would make a much more appropriate filling for a 3d model of a politition of pretty much any persuasion. 4. well, that is just racist, and to me it also isn't funny. There are plenty of other terrorist groups in the world, and some of them arn't even remotely motivated by religion (FARC would be a reasonable example). Some of the other groups, such as the KKK or the AAI use religion as a motivating factor, however they arn't islamic. It isn't actually muslims that are the issue... 5. just a restatement of one, with "I'm allowed to get welfare, but nobody else is" tacked on, because whoever wrote it in the first place suddenly realised what would happen to them if they had a small at-fault accident, lost their job and got sued. or if they got old. or if their kids can't find a job... anyway, because this is a humour forum, and I realise that there is no way you'll change your minds: The night after the Flying Club Christmas Party, I invited a couple of my friends over to ask them what happenned to them last night. They all seemed sure that their experiences were just terrible. So I went up to my friend Bob, and asked him what happenned. He said, "Last night, I got so drunk that I couldn't even walk straight. When I got home I was so drunk that I blew chunks." "That is nothing," my friend Todd said. "Last night I was really drunk, and while I was driving home, I got pulled over for D.U.I. Now I am going to have my license suspended." "That is nothing at all," said my friend Larry. "Last night I was so drunk when I walked in my house that I ended up in the wrong bed. I thought I was sleeping with my wife, but I was actually sleeping with the Nanny. My wife caught me in bed and kicked me out of the house." Everyone was shocked at that, except for Bob. He said, "Guys, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog!"
dazza 38 Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 hmm..well, some basic thinking exercises should be tried for most people on 1. If you think about it what you'll probably get to is that welfare payments are a saftey net so that the unfortunate (due to circumstance or just age) members of society don't actually need to break into your house and steal your **** in order to live. That gives them time to get back on their feet, or grow old(er) and die. either way, its cheaper than prison. On 2. there is no reason why 3d printers need to make hollow objects, and its normally only done as either a cost or weight saving measure. Again, if you apply some basic thinking to the issue, you'd realise that the extruders on most 3d printers are capable of extruding hot excrement, instead of just plastic, and that would make a much more appropriate filling for a 3d model of a politition of pretty much any persuasion. 4. well, that is just racist, and to me it also isn't funny. There are plenty of other terrorist groups in the world, and some of them arn't even remotely motivated by religion (FARC would be a reasonable example). Some of the other groups, such as the KKK or the AAI use religion as a motivating factor, however they arn't islamic. It isn't actually muslims that are the issue... 5. just a restatement of one, with "I'm allowed to get welfare, but nobody else is" tacked on, because whoever wrote it in the first place suddenly realised what would happen to them if they had a small at-fault accident, lost their job and got sued. or if they got old. or if their kids can't find a job... anyway, because this is a humour forum, and I realise that there is no way you'll change your minds: The night after the Flying Club Christmas Party, I invited a couple of my friends over to ask them what happenned to them last night. They all seemed sure that their experiences were just terrible. So I went up to my friend Bob, and asked him what happenned. He said, "Last night, I got so drunk that I couldn't even walk straight. When I got home I was so drunk that I blew chunks." "That is nothing," my friend Todd said. "Last night I was really drunk, and while I was driving home, I got pulled over for D.U.I. Now I am going to have my license suspended." "That is nothing at all," said my friend Larry. "Last night I was so drunk when I walked in my house that I ended up in the wrong bed. I thought I was sleeping with my wife, but I was actually sleeping with the Nanny. My wife caught me in bed and kicked me out of the house." Everyone was shocked at that, except for Bob. He said, "Guys, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog!" I vote Sain to be a Saint.
bexrbetter Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 hmm.. Your post is bigoted against people with alcoholism, sexist in not mentioning or including females (maybe too busy in the kitchen to be attending your Xmas party?), but most of all included a shocking tale of animal abuse. Oh, if only we had a "this is moronic, bigotted and racist" post button. 2
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