Guest john Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 A real women is a mans best friend. She will never stand him up nor let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure & comfort him after he's had a bad day. She will inspire him to do things that he thought he could live without for fear or regret. She will enable him to express his most deepest emotions & give into the most intimate desires he requests & demands. She will always make sure he feels as though he is the most handsome man in the room & will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive & invincible person. Hey wait a minute, I've been dreaming but now that I've come to my senses, its really a good dose of WHISKEY that provides all the abovementioned pleasures.
facthunter Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 Develop the dream. You have unlimited possibilities there. Nev
Bryon Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 "Hey wait a minute, I've been dreaming but now that I've come to my senses, its really a good dose of WHISKEY that provides all the above mentioned pleasures." I learnt that years ago, but I moved on to vodka, cos it is cheaper:rofl:
planedriver Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 Knickerless Bottomly, the CEO of the Underware Manufacturers Association of Australia, stated at a recent trade show, that in his opinion, it was a bit of a bummer that the increased consumption of alcohol, has caused a decline in the sales of elastic. 1
Marty_d Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Knickerless Bottomly, the CEO of the Underware Manufacturers Association of Australia, stated at a recent trade show, that in his opinion, it was a bit of a bummer that the increased consumption of alcohol, has caused a decline in the sales of elastic. In "his" opinion?? If I think of someone named Knickerless Bottomly I want her to be female.
facthunter Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Nick is probably relying on some rubbery figures to arrive at that conclusion. Nev 1
bexrbetter Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Knickerless Bottomly, the CEO of the Underware Manufacturers Association of Australia, stated at a recent trade show, that in his opinion, it was a bit of a bummer that the increased consumption of alcohol, has caused a decline in the sales of elastic. That's a bit of a stretch.
planedriver Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 That's a bit of a stretch. Who's leg are you pulling?
bexrbetter Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Who's leg are you pulling? "elastic" pun missed .....
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