O to be a 21 again

[Guest john]

The missus bought a paperback down town the other day , I had a look inside her bag, twas a naughty magazine.

 

Well I just left her to it & then I went to bed, an hour later she appeared, the sight filled me with dread.

 

In her left hand she held a rope, & in her right hand she had a whip, she threw them down upon the floor & then began to strip.

 

Well 50 years ago I might have had a peak, but Ethel hasn't weathered well because she's 84 next week.

 

Watching Ethel bump & grind could not have been much grimmer, & things went from bad to worse when she toppled off her zimmer.

 

She struggled back upon her feet , a couple of minutes later, then she put her teeth back in & said I'm a Dominator. Now if you knew our Ethel you'd see just why I spluttered, because I spent 2 months in traction for the last complaint I uttered.

 

She stood there nude & naked, bent forward just a bit, & then I went to hold her sensual like & accidentally stood on her left tit. Ethel screamed her teeth shot out & yelled what had I done, she moaned & groaned then shouted out, step on the other one.

 

Well readers I can tell no more of what occurred that day, suffice to say my jet black hair turned 50 shades of grey.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

My missus threw a rope at me the other night and said; "Tie me up and do whatever you want ....!"

 

So I tied her up and went to the pub.

 

 

[Cosmick]

Surely the Pub could have waited 5 minutes.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Surely the Pub could have waited 5 minutes.

Show-off.

 

 

[facthunter]

She looks prettier after you have been to the Pub. Nev.

 

 

[Marty_d]

...suffice to say my jet black hair turned 50 shades of grey.

What are you doing with jet black hair when Ethel is 83???

 

 

[ayavner]

that's what comes after white

 

 

[facthunter]

Grecian 2000. Nev