Chinese Sick Leave

[kgwilson]

[bexrbetter]

What time do Chinese go to the Dentist?

 

"Tooth Hurty".

 

 

[jeffd]

an oldie but goody ,come on bex u can do better than that:yawn:

 

 

[bexrbetter]

come on bex u can do better than that:yawn:

Well there's a thousand Chinese jokes but it's hard to tell them apart.

 

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.

 

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.

 

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.

 

2010 - Chinese year of the C ock - the real truth was never told.

 

I have started the process of eliminating ISIS off the face of the planet, I have started a rumor in China that their body parts are aphrodisiacs - they'll be extinct within 10 years.

 

Tomorrow is Lent. Guess my Chinese landlord will be early as usual.

 

Chinese guy comes home late and his wife is already in bed. He says to her; "How about a 69?". She yells at him; "I'm not making you special fried rice with pork balls at 1am in the morning!!".

 

I asked a hot Chinese girl for her phone number and got myself into all sorts of trouble, apparently her number is 663629 and not "sex, sex, free sex to nigh".