Black Humour

[Butch]

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the

 

Altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.

 

The pilot speaks over the intercom .... "I'm sorry it has come

 

To this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to

 

Jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

 

Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease.

 

Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do

 

This folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to

 

Start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this

 

Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A'".

 

"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?"

 

There was no answer so the pilot calls,

 

"Black people, are there any black people on Board?"

 

Again silence.

 

" C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?"

 

Still there is silence.

 

A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African? Ain't we black? Ain't we coloured?"

 

She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......

 

 

[bexrbetter]

A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the

 

Altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.

 

The pilot speaks over the intercom .... "I'm sorry it has come

 

To this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to

 

Jettison the luggage in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

 

Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease.

 

Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do

 

This folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to

 

Start off-loading some passengers, could I get some volunteers?

 

An older Englishman stands up and says; "I want you to remember how brave and gallant we English were in the Battle of Britain..." and quietly steps out the door.

 

An older German stands up and say: " I would like to apologise for the trauma my people inflicted on the World during the War..." and quietly steps out the door.

 

An older American stands up and says; "Remember Pearl Harbour ..." and throws out a Japanese.