More ( Racist ) one liners

[Phil Perry]

I'M ABOUT TO TAKE PART IN THE GREAT BRADFORD RUN IN THE U K. IT'S

 

NOT AN OFFICIAL RACE, I JUST STAND IN THE CITY CENTRE & SHOUT

 

"ALLAH IS A WANKER" AND THEN OFF WE GO....

 

A GOVERNMENT SURVEY HAS SHOWN THAT 91% OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COME

 

TO BRITAIN SO THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR OWN DOCTOR

 

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I'VE JUST FITTED STROBE LIGHTS IN THE BEDROOM. IT MAKES THE WIFE

 

LOOK LIKE SHE'S MOVING DURING SEX.

 

A MUSLIM HAS DIED WHILST TRAINING TO BE A SKYDIVER. THE " BRITISH

 

NATIONAL PARTY SCHOOL OF DIVING" SAID THEY HAD NO IDEA WHY HIS

 

SNORKEL AND FLIPPERS DID NOT OPEN.

 

GOT A NEW JACK RUSSELL PUP TODAY, HE'S MAINLY BLACK AND BROWN WITH

 

JUST A SMALL WHITE AREA. I'VE CALLED HIM LONDON .

 

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN CATCH SWINE FLU FROM

 

TINS OF HAM THEN DELETE IT. IT'S PROBABLY SPAM.

 

THEY SAY THAT SEX IS THE BEST FORM OF EXERCISE. CORRECT ME IF I'M

 

WRONG BUT I DON'T THINK 2 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS EVERY 3 MONTHS IS

 

GOING TO SHIFT THIS BEER BELLY.

 

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Notice to all members. . . . Phil Perry has consumed more Barossa valley product than is good for him, and as a result . . .will probably be banned for a while for forwarding unsuitable content. . . .

 

 

[fly_tornado]

ALL CAPS LOCK so its ok

 

 

[Phil Perry]

ALL CAPS LOCK so its ok

HEY,. . . . .SORRY ME OLD TOOWOOMBA MATEY. . . .I JUST FORWARD WOT I GET SENT FROM ME MAD MATE BIG IVE BIRCH IN SYDNEY. . .. .IF HE'S GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN CAPS LOCK THEN I'M BUGGERED IF I'M GOING TO EDIT IT. . . . . . . . .

 

fil.

 

 

[facthunter]

You will have to show me how to get numbers on caps lock ft. Nev

 

 

[old man emu]

Ahh! Phil Perry - our very own Staffordshire Bullsh|t Terrier!

 

OME

 

 

[ayavner]

[facthunter]

It is Aviation LAUGHTER. I make allowances SOMETIMES. Nev