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[Guest thrasher]

Husband: Oh, come on.

 

Wife: Leave me alone!

 

Husband: It won't take long.

 

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

 

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

 

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

 

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

 

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

 

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

 

Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

 

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

 

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

 

Husband: Please...come on

 

Wife: Alright, I'll do it.

 

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

 

Wife: I can't find it.

 

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

 

Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

 

Husband: Oh, yes.

 

Wife: Is it up far enough?

 

Husband: Oh, that's good.

 

Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.