The Blonde & her new Talking Toy

[Guest john]

A gorgeous blonde beauty stops by the local Adult Exotic Store & asks the salesman if they have any Electronic Performing Sex Dolls that talk whilst performing. The salesman shows the blonde a new electronic talking doll which costs $100.00 & tells the blonde that this doll comes with a complete list of written instructions inside the box.

 

The blonde tells the salesman that she'll take it, & the salesman told the blonde to just follow the list of instructions inside the box. When the blonde arrived home, she hurriedly opened the box & read the instructions which detailed as follows:

 

1. Take a shower.

 

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

 

3.Slip into a sexy nightie.

 

4. Jump into bed, & place the talking doll beside you & allow the doll to do what it was designed for.

 

She then quickly gets into bed with the doll, turns the dolls switch on & nothing happens. At this juncture the blonde is very disappointed. She reads the instructions again & observed a notice at the bottom of the instructions which reads :If you have any problems or questions, please ring the store 24/7. She immediately rang the store & spoke to the salesman & complained that the doll would not operate. The salesman told the blonde that he would be at her place within 15 minutes to see what he could do to rectify the situation.

 

When the salesman arrived at the blondes flat she welcomed him inside . He picked up the electronic talking doll, looked directly into its artificial glass eyes & sternly says to the doll "Listen to me , I'm only going to show you how to do this One More Time".