The Priest with a Guilty Concience

[Guest john]

A middle aged chap was walking by the local Catholic Church &although he hadn't been inside a Church since he was a school boy, he observed the front doors still open, so he felt obligated to go inside for confession which he learnt about at Sunday School many years ago. He entered the confessional box & patiently waited for the Priest to arrive after which he told the Priest " Bless me Father for I have sinned last night, I went to the rescue of a screaming child that I observed was being harrassed or molested in the park as I was walking through the park, & I bashed up & severely injured the male perpetrator who had his white shirt collar on back to front.

 

The Priest with a guilty concience responded by saying : " My son, in Gods name you are forgiven , but I am not here to discuss your Community Service".