Senior Citizens Actual Dating Ads

[Guest john]

1. I am a foxy lady, sexy, fashion conscious & a blue rinse hair beauty, mid 80's, slim,5'4'' ( used to be 5'6'')searching for sharp looking , sharp dressing companion with matching white shoes & trouser belt.

 

2. Recent widow who has just buried 4th husband, looking for someone to round out a 6 unit plot. Dizziness. fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

 

3. I am very feminine aged 79, into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga & meditation. If you are the silent type, lets get together, take our hearing aids out & enjoy the quiet times.

 

4.I am an active great grandmother of 82 young years,having my original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob,& caramel candy.

 

5. I am a young 76 male, & still like to rock, cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights. I play the guitar. If you are a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, lets get together & horizontally rock away the days we both have left.

 

6. An old male body of 79 but young & active in my mind, because I can usually remember Monday to Thursday each week, & therefore if you are a like minded female that can remember Friday Saturday & Sunday, then lets put our 2 heads together.

 

7. Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair up top, many new parts including hip,knee, cornea, valves, & 1 glass eye. I am not in running condition, but can walk well.