The young Chemist

[PA.]

A young Chemist started work in the chemist shop.

 

The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

 

She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.

 

"Look" he said "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they either ask for a 10 (small); a 15 (medium); or a 20 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".

 

The first day was fine, but on the second day a black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and said “30" please.

 

The girl panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

 

"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs," her boss told her.

 

She peeped through the door, and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.

 

"Yes!” she shouted down the phone "he's got one hanging there!”

 

"Well, go back in there and give him $30 he's the window cleaner", the Chemist replied.

 

 

[Bikky]

A young man had his first day working in an 'adult' shop.

 

The owner told him to mind the shop while he popped out for an hour.

 

A few minutes later, an elderly woman entered and asked to see the range of large toys.

 

She took her time deciding and finally said, "I'll take that big silver one on the shelf over there."

 

The owner returned and asked how things went.

 

The young man said, "Well, I sold a couple of magazines, three DVDs and an old lady gave me $90.00 for my thermos!"

 

 

[PA.]

A little old lady asks her pharmacist if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.

 

"Yes," the pharmacist says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."

 

"Oh", says the woman,"I'll take the 20% pill please."

 

The pharmacist shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."

 

To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him peeing in his damn slippers!"

 

 

[bexrbetter]

To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him peeing in his damn slippers!"

... and rolling out of bed in the middle of the night.