Experimental Positions

[Guest john]

Billy & his blonde wife Sally were discussing their sex life which had become monotonous & dull. Billy suggested to Sally that they both try a new position called the WHEELBARROW position tonight because one of his mates told him at work the other day how it had bought unexpected excitement back into his girlfriends life.

 

Sally replied : "What is that & how do you do this manouvre?"Billy stated as follows: "You bend over & put your hands on the floor, then I pick you up by the legs & enter you from behind".

 

Sally then said" "Hmm, okay but Ill only do this procedure on 2 conditions. 1st if it hurts you withdraw immediately, & 2nd, promise me that you won't push me down past my mothers place 3 doors away while you've still got hold of my legs".

 

 

[PA.]

I was shagging my neighbour over her kitchen table when we heard the front door opening. "That's my husband," she said, "Quick, try the back door", I knew I should left before her husband caught me, but there's no way I was refusing an offer like that.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

"Quick, try the back door",

Genuine LOL！

 

 

[Marty_d]

I was shagging my neighbour over her kitchen table when we heard the front door opening. "That's my husband," she said, "Quick, try the back door", I knew I should left before her husband caught me, but there's no way I was refusing an offer like that.

I know that's a great joke PA, but you already used it in "The Affair" thread on Friday. (I only remember because I thought it was excellent and have been telling it at work since!)

 

 

[PA.]

Oops. Maybe it was 2 funny. :)

 

 

[ayavner]

I know that's a great joke PA, but you already used it in "The Affair" thread on Friday. (I only remember because I thought it was excellent and have been telling it at work since!)

busted!