School reunion

[Phil Perry]

( Here's another one I found rolled up in a milk bottle )

 

Four Lady friends meet 30 years after school at reunion.

 

One goes to get some food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.

 

No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich, he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

 

No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline became so rich, he gave his best friend a Jet.

 

 

 

No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company became so rich, that he built his best friend a Castle.

 

 

 

No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the buzz was about.

 

They told her they were talking about how successful their sons became and asked her about her son.

 

She said that her son was gay and that he worked in a really nice Gay Bar.

 

The other 3 said she must be so very disappointed with her son for not becoming successful.

 

“Oh no ! not at all” said the Lady, “he is doing very well indeed. . . .”

 

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“Last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a Jet and a Castle from 3 of his boyfriends !”

 

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[bexrbetter]

3 Guys around 30 years old who were friends at Primary School meet up for their own "20 year reunion" at the TOTT "Top Of The Tower" Restaurant because they hear the Waitresses are hot and easy pickups. After a successful night, they decide to meet somewhere every 10 years.

 

At 40 years old they arrange to meet at the TOTT restaurant again because they had such good memories from 10 years before and there's a good children's menu for their kids and next door has a face wash for the wives to be pampered while they talk.

 

At 50 years old they meet again at the TOTT to celebrate their children's high school graduations and for 2 of them to introduce their new wives and discuss business ventures.

 

At 60 years old they decide to meet at the TOTT to remember and boast about the hot waitresses they took home 30 years ago.

 

At 70 years old the meet at the TOTT because it's the only fancy place in town with an elevator.

 

At 80 they decide to meet at the TOTT because they had never been there before.

 

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