Guest john Posted June 4, 2015 Posted June 4, 2015 Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so he asked God "Can you please cure my lonliness as I don't have anyone to talk to". God soon replied to Adam & told him that HE was going to create a wonderful lifes companion who will be called a women. God told Adam that the women would be attractive, she will gather food & she will even cook for you. She will also agree with every decision you make & she will not nag you. Furthermore she will always be the 1st to admit when she is wrong when you have a disagreement. Other features will be that she will always praise you, she will bear children when you mutually engage in horizontal exercises with each other. She will never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of the children, nor will she ever have headaches, & will freely give you erratic love & passion upon your request whether it be night or day. Adam the asked God "What will this lovely women cost"? Gods response AN ARM & A LEG. Adam then asked GOD, "What can I get for a RIB"? And of course the rest is now history.
bexrbetter Posted June 4, 2015 Posted June 4, 2015 They would have eaten the snake and the apple garnished with those leaves covering the private parts as well!
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