Me Mudder

[Guest thrasher]

When me prayers were poorly said

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

Who tucked me in me widdle bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And spanked me till me ass was red,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me Mudder!

 

Who took me from me cozy cot

 

And put me on the ice cold pot

 

And made me pee when I could not,

 

 

Me Mudder!

 

 

And when the morning light would come

 

And in me crib me dribbled some

 

Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

 

 

Me Mudder!

 

 

Who would me hair so neatly part

 

And hug me gently to her heart

 

Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,

 

 

Me Mudder!

 

 

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit

 

And nearly have a king size fit

 

When in me Sunday pants me **** ,

 

 

Me Mudder!

 

 

When at night her bed did squeak

 

Me raised me head to have a peek

 

Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

 

 

Me Fadder!

 

 

 

I hope this keeps ya

 

giggling all day.

 

 

 

You don't stop laughing because you

 

grow old; You grow old because you

 

stop laughing!