Inner peace

[Scotty 1]

If you can start the day without caffeine,

 

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

 

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

 

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

 

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

 

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

 

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

 

If you can relax without alcohol,

 

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

 

Then You Are Probably

 

The Family Dog!

 

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

 

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

 

If you can't eat it or play with it,

 

Piss on it and walk away.

 

 

[facthunter]

Piss on it like you own it. Doggy is only marking his territory. Nev

 

 

[Scotty 1]

That's it Nev, own it and walk away. After all, stress is only a figment of someone else's imagination! Or so they say.

 

 

[PA.]

Piss on it like you own it.

Tried that but it turns out despite being a tax payer I don't own a police car. My hearing is next week.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...

I asked a Monk what he wanted on his sandwich.

 

He replied; "Make me one with everything...".

 

 

[Marty_d]

I asked a Monk what he wanted on his sandwich.He replied; "Make me one with everything...".

Including Monkfish?

 

 

[Marty_d]

Tried that but it turns out despite being a tax payer I don't own a police car. My hearing is next week.

Still, it'll probably turn out better for you than if you'd been under the impression that you owned the officers themselves.

 

 

[dutchroll]

Tried that but it turns out despite being a tax payer I don't own a police car. My hearing is next week.

I didn't realise you played for the NRL!

 

 

[spacesailor]

I was given "stress balls" Works really well, when you throw them at the stress creator!.

 

spacesailor