In Training

[bexrbetter]

Now that I'm older I'm going to start calling the toilet ' the Jim' rather than 'the John' from now on.

 

Then when someone asks me what I did today, I'm going to reply "I went to the Jim 3 times....".

 

 

[facthunter]

That's a non binding statement. Nev

 

 

[Litespeed]

Be careful..... As a young bloke, you go for a squirt, but age turns it to a dribble.

 

 

[Guernsey]

A Dribble, talk for yourself I had my prostate removed and I can hit an aircraft in the air on short finals. .

 

 

[Marty_d]

Let me guess, you wait on the taxiway and try to charge them $2 for "washing their windscreen".

 

 

[Marty_d]

That's a non binding statement. Nev

As long as you follow Tony Windsor's advice... "Do it once, do it right, do it with fibre!"

 

 

[Guernsey]

I get a kick-back from Peter at Bolly Props for replacing water damaged wooden props. ..

 

Alan.

 

 

[ayavner]

I even get up at night to go to the Jim. now that's dedication.

 

 

[Yenn]

At least I don't get taken short now its taken long.

 

 

[Geoff13]

I have called my motorcycle "The Job" for years now. In fact ever since my daughter took over the office and I have been able to get away through the week from time to time. Now when people call asking for me she can honestly say "I am sorry sir but he is out on The Job."

 

In fact I think I shall name my plane "A Meeting" for fairly obvious reasons.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I have called my motorcycle "The Job" for years now. In fact ever since my daughter took over the office and I have been able to get away through the week from time to time. Now when people call asking for me she can honestly say "I am sorry sir but he is out on The Job."

That could be confusing if she leaves off the "out".