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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

 

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

 

+ Tourist: $8.00

 

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

 

+ Fried Explorer: $12.50

 

+ Fricassee Liberal Politician or

 

+ Baked Green Politician or

 

+ Grilled Labor Politician $100.00

 

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

 

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

 

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

 

 

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He is a fast worker. It takes most butchers at least a day and a half to clean the ch*t out of a politician

 

 

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