Maybe I should have followed her advice...

[Old Koreelah]

Better than a Flu

 

Shot!

 

Miss Beatrice,

 

The church organist,

 

Was in her eighties

 

And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness

 

to all.

 

One afternoon the pastor

 

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

 

She invited him to have a

 

seat while she prepared tea...

 

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut

 

glass bowl sitting on top of it.

 

The bowl was filled with water,

 

and in the water floated of all things, a condom!

 

When she returned

 

With tea and scones, they

 

began to chat The pastor

 

tried to stifle his curiosity

 

About the bowl of water and its

 

strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer

 

resist.

 

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

 

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

 

Pointing to the bowl.

 

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

 

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little

 

package on the ground.

 

The directions said

 

to place it on the organ,

 

keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

 

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

 

If you don't send this

 

To five GOOD

 

friends

 

Right away

 

There will be

 

Five fewer people

 

Smiling in the

 

world.

 

 

[skeptic36]

We didn't have an organ, so I put it on the old piano. That didn't work so well.......