planedriver Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 We're in safe hands. When der shitzen hits der fan vee are here to protect you. Cast: Joseph Hockey as the bumbling Sergeant Schultz Anthony Abbott as Colonel Klink Auditions are still in the advanced stages for the role of the US Marine Hogan. I have to say that who ever did the photo-shop job on this image, did a magnificent job no matter what political view you take. 1 3
airangel Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 We're in safe hands.When der shitzen hits der fan vee are here to protect you. Cast: Joseph Hockey as the bumbling Sergeant Schultz Anthony Abbott as Colonel Klink Auditions are still in the advanced stages for the role of the US Marine Hogan. I have to say that who ever did the photo-shop job on this image, did a magnificent job no matter what political view you take. [ATTACH=full]37485[/ATTACH] Pls take this off. Its offensive 2
JIMMYTWO Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Damn Stupid, please have respect,It is no wonder our younger generation have no respect for authority 1
planedriver Posted August 23, 2015 Author Posted August 23, 2015 I personally have respect for much of what these guys are trying to achieve, and everyone has their individual ideas of what's funny. Hogan's Hero's has been enjoyed by many for years for what it is, humor, and not to be taken in a thin-skinned way and taken seriously. I appolgise if you found it offensive, that was not intended. Are we to ban all Irish jokes for fear of offending the Irish, all Poms for pommy jokes etc; I think not. They are generally accepted as nothing more than light-humored banter, in the manner that this was intended.. 3
Geoff13 Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 Ohh for crying out loud folks it was a joke. We are in the main Aussies and we have been taking the Pi$$ out of our leaders and pollies since Jesus played Full Forward for Jeruselum. I think people are getting just a little bit to precious. 4
planedriver Posted August 23, 2015 Author Posted August 23, 2015 The helpful priest A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest sitting beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me...under your robe, perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you... I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, the woman let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date...unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!" The priest was well intentioned also, so I hope nobody takes offence and reports him to Customs. 5
Marty_d Posted August 23, 2015 Posted August 23, 2015 We're in safe hands.When der shitzen hits der fan vee are here to protect you. Cast: Joseph Hockey as the bumbling Sergeant Schultz Anthony Abbott as Colonel Klink Auditions are still in the advanced stages for the role of the US Marine Hogan. I have to say that who ever did the photo-shop job on this image, did a magnificent job no matter what political view you take. [ATTACH=full]37485[/ATTACH] "I know NUZZING..." entirely appropriate!! Nick Xenophon as Hogan I reckon, he could run rings around those two. 4
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