flying dog Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Ok, the question stands: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? ? ? . ? ? . . . . . . . . ? ? ? . ? Answer: ONE! they are very efficient and not funny.
red750 Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 How many rock stars does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He holds the bulb and the Earth rotates around him.
Marty_d Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 How many dyslexics does it take to change a light blub?
planedriver Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 You tell us Marty, we're simply in the dark till we know!
Stoney Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Ok, the question stands:How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein? 3
old man emu Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 German Work, Health and Safety regulations state that a blitzenbulben may only be changed by a mitderbitzofpaperspitzensparkendumkoffen. OME 1 2
Old Koreelah Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Surely German light bulbs are so well-built they don't need changing. 3
Marty_d Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 You tell us Marty, we're simply in the dark till we know! The answer's in the question, Planey!
planedriver Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 The answer's in the question, Planey! Looks like I have more problems than I thought:scratching head: 1
facthunter Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 No, you are just seeing what you want to. Your mind is playing tricks. It's like 3,2,1... He's a smarty that Marty. Nev 1
Marty_d Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 2, usually. Couldn't fit any more. 2
facthunter Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Marty . That's a filament of your own imagination. Nev 2
eightyknots Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
eightyknots Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. 2
facthunter Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 IF you short it you only get one ZAP. Nev
Kiwi303 Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 How many turtles does it take to change a light bulb? One, for the elephants to stand on to reach the ceiling fixture.
eightyknots Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 Watt a great thread! Is there any resistance to shut down this thread which is currently running out of powerful ideas?
Marty_d Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 I'm LED to believe a lot more light could be shed on it... but no, I wouldn't be incandescent if it were closed.
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