Not exactly aviation orientated

[Deskpilot]

In case any of you your gardeners are hard of hearing this may interest you .............Gardening for the Hearing impaired I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?" I repeated the gestures. ......"Eye - Kneed - The Rake" My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated,.... I went upstairs and asked her, ...."What the hell was that!?” She replies, ........ "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!

 

 

[Guernsey]

She is definitely keeping a breast of the times.

 

Alan.

 

 

[ayavner]

she's definitely over 30 at any rate