Nag Nag Nag

[Jabiru Phil]

>

 

> NAG NAG NAG

 

>

 

>

 

> An attorney arrived home late, after a very

 

> tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute

 

> plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was

 

> feeling worn out and depressed.

 

>

 

> As soon as he walked through the door at home,

 

> his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be

 

> getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold

 

> and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

 

>

 

> Too shattered to play his usual role in this

 

> familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and

 

> headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by

 

> the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up

 

> the stairs.

 

>

 

> While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

 

>

 

> The wife answered and was told that her

 

> husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of

 

> execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

 

>

 

> Finally realizing what a terrible day he must

 

> have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good

 

> news.

 

>

 

> As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted

 

> by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his

 

> legs and feet.

 

>

 

> 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

 

>

 

> He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF

 

> GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'