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We were so poor when I was a kid, my dad couldn't afford a Man Cave. He just had a rocky overhang.

 

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We were so poor, my parents couldn't buy clothes for me. They got me a cap so I could look out the window.

 

Don't tell me - your parents couldn't afford windows.

 

 

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We were so poor that as kids if we didn't wake up with an erection we had nothing to play with all day !

 

 

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We were so poor our chauffeur slept over the garage and the house staff slept in the basement below the east wing.

 

 

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"Quite often I get to thinking how as kids we got by

 

Like at Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire

 

But we made do with what we had back then when I was young

 

Dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd all sit around his tongue

 

We couldn't afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas tree

 

So we'd just wheel old Granddad in and make the old c*** sneeze..."

 

(apparently Kevin Bloody Wilson had a poor childhood too)

 

 

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Every time I look at a dollars I see less cents in it !

 

 

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Every time I look at a dollars I see less cents in it !

Perry, where are you. This is your field of expertise!

 

 

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Perry, where are you. This is your field of expertise!

Bugger off Cobber,. . . . .after that Rugby performance ( I really want to shoot Pocock for not stopping the Kiwis. . .)

 

You can make fun of yourselves as much as you like. . . .

 

I don't really have to add my "Wit the size of a galaxy" comments to assist at the moment,. . .you're all doing a great job. . . . .

 

Thanks a LOT Aussie Rugby team,. . .for making my life a misery at work, rest and play. . . . . .

 

( 1/2 Australian in denial at many pubs. . . .This was the first time in my life I've had to take the cowardly option and insist that I was from Wanganui to get out of the pub with my semi-nationality falsely intact. . . .)

 

Of all the games to attend in physical person. . . .it had to be THAT ONE. . . . . .068_angry.gif.cc43c1d4bb0cee77bfbafb87fd434239.gif

 

Phil . . . .the halfOZ. . . .

 

And to make things worse,. . . .the following is an Email from ny EX-friend in Sydney . . .Big Ive Birch. . . . ITEM 5 realy pi$$ed me off. . . . .

 

I’m doing my bit to save our great land.

 

Read and think how good we have it.

 

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HERE IS ALL I WANT OUT OF LIFE AT THIS TIME...

 

Borders: Closed!

 

Illegal boats: Stopped.

 

Christmas Island:Give it to Indonesia with all its inhabitants, as a gift. That

 

makes the nearest Oz landfall another 1000 kms further on from where the

 

boats launch.

 

Parliament:Obey its own laws. Make politicians keep their promises or have

 

them disqualified from further election. No programs scheduled to start past

 

the next election.

 

Dual Citizenship:Abolished, you're either Australian or something else. If

 

you're something else, be a visitor then leave.

 

Language:English only.

 

Flags:Illegal to display another flag except for consulates and embassies.

 

Culture:Respect the Australian culture and stop trying to change it to the

 

mess that you left back home. Stop trying to change us!

 

Drug Free:Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

 

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens! Look after Australians BEFORE donating to other countries.

 

No Australian welfare:For any country that is developing nukes or spending

 

more than a reasonable amount on arms.

 

*** No comment from Phil. . .( other than. . .if THAT'S the way you feel Ive,. . . .GIVE US OUR EFFING LANGUAGE BACK AND SPEAK ABORIGINAL YOU BLOODY TWERP . .! )

 

****Edited to add**** Ive is a long time friend and He won't read this,. . .but he's still a twat !

 

Phil.

 

 

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I got blue pills to help with that

And I was wondering why a whole tin of those blue elipse mints did nothing to help my situation.

They looked similar, but I suppose you get what you pay for these days.

 

 

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