The Dinner Party

[Butch]

THE DINNER PARTY

 

My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some we hadn't seen for

 

quite a while, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children as well.

 

All during dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old stared at me sitting

 

across the table from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring at

 

me. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in

 

place but nothing stopped her from staring. I tried my best to just ignore

 

her but finally it was too much. I finally asked her, "Why are you staring

 

at me?" Everyone at the table had also noticed her behaviour and the table

 

went quiet for her response . . . . .. . .

 

The little girl said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."

 

 

[Jaba-who]

Along a similar line.

 

Family get-together going on. Everyone was there. The little granddaughter goes over to grandad.

 

"Poppy, can you make a noise like a frog? "

 

"Um. not now darling, we are all talking".

 

"But Poppy, can you make a noise like a frog?"

 

"Not now darling"

 

"Poppy, pleeeeaaase make a noise like a frog"

 

"Oh all right. But why??"

 

"Cos Mum says when you croak we are all going to have a party!!! "