Confused ...

[bexrbetter]

My Wife packed my bags tonight.

 

She said "Get out of here and I hope you live out the rest of your life miserable ..."

 

I'm confused, does she want me to go or not?

 

 

[Downunder]

Is it a bit like the joke where the wife wins lotto and says to her husband " Yahoo! I've just won lotto. You'd better pack your bags"

 

The husband jumps up and says" Great! Where are we going? Monaco? Paris?"

 

She says "I don't give a f**** where you go. Just get the h***l out of here!"

 

 

[M61A1]

Or.....husband says to wife "what would you do if I told I've just won lotto?"

 

"I'd take half and leave you" she says

 

"Fine" he replies, " it was a 3rd division prize, here's a fiver, get out".

 

 

[red750]

Guy calls his wife "three horses". Nag,nag,nag.

 

 

[Guernsey]

My Wife packed my bags tonight.She said "Get out of here and I hope you live out the rest of your life miserable ..."

 

I'm confused, does she want me to go or not?

Stay and be happy or leave and be miserable, your choice.

 

 

[DrZoos]

FREE Ticket grab it and run!

 

 

[red750]

Stay and be happy or leave and be miserable, your choice.

I think it's the other way round, Guernsey.

 

 

[facthunter]

There should be a book telling how to be happy, though married. After she realises you are not the man she thought you would be after she gave you the best years of her life.. You know how they hate being wrong and picking the right partner is crucial. You have no right to be a failure after she chose you, and she will be sure you will pay somehow for your inadequacies. Nev

 

 

[DrZoos]

There should be a book telling how to be happy, though married. Nev

Nev are you taking the mickey.....or on commission