Primary School Trip - - -A Day at the Races

[Phil Perry]

A group of Primary School infants, accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to Tthe races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

 

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher,. . .and the boys would go with the other.

 

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out andtold her that none of them could reach the urinals due to their short stature. . . .

 

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up,one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

 

As she lifted the last one up to the urinal. . . she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

 

Trying not to show that she was staring,. . . . the teacher said,. . ."Hmmm,. . .I suppose you must be in year four then. . . . . .?

 

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"No, love,". . . he replied. . . . ."I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15 Hurdles. . . .

 

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[old man emu]

The teacher later found her true vocation as a Swabbing Clerk, working for the racing clubs.

 

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