Nifty the Town Alco

[Guest john]

Nifty had run out of money at his local watering hole & was told by the barmaid to go home & sleep things off till next time his pension cheque came.

 

He therefore staggered out of the pub & started walking home in the rain. He rolled a cigarette & attempted to light it however with the wet matches in his pocket which were by now saturated from the pouring rain.

 

Whilst staggering along the roadway he could see that a gorgeous drop dead blonde with an umbrella was approaching him & she was smoking a cigarette. When the blonde was about to pass by Nifty, he got enough courage to ask the blonde in his stuttering speech the following sentence: "Ex Ex Ex Ex Excuse me bbbbbbbbbut could you please give me a ffffffffffew matches sssssssoooo I can light my ccccccccigarette.

 

The gorgeous blonde obliged without saying anything & gave Nifty a few matches from the box of matches she had in her handbag.

 

Nifty replied in his stuttering manner by thanking the blonde by saying: "Yyyyyyyyyou thought Iiiiiiiiiiii was ggggggggoing to aaaaaaaask you fffor a fufufufufufufufull box.