History of how the Internet Started

[Guest john]

Back in the year BC?, in the ancient land of Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young missus by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder, & long 0f leg. Indeed she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

 

And she said unto Abraham her husband: "Why doest thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving your tent"? And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied: "I will place drumers in all of the towns & drumers in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, & they will reply telling you who hath the best price . The sale can be made on the drums & delivery made by Uriahs Pony Stable (UPS)".

 

Abraham thought long & hard & decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums were therefore spread out & were an immediate success. Abraham sold all of the goods he had at the top price without ever having to move out of his tent.

 

To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drumers were saying, Dot devised a system that only she & the drumers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), & she also developed a language to transmit ideas & pictures called Hebrew To The People (HTTP).

 

The young men did take to DOT Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly taketh to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites (NERDS). And lo the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches & the deafening sound of the drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads& drumsticks.

 

And Dot did say "Oh Abraham what we have started is now being taken over by others". Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekial or EBAY as it came to be known. He said "We need a name that reflects what we are ". Dot replied :"Young Ambitious Hebrew Owners & Operators" (YAHOO) "Yahoo" said Abraham, & because it was Dots idea in the 1st place they named it YAHOO DOT COM.

 

Abrahams cousin, Joshua being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dots drumers to locate things around the countryside.

 

It soon then became known as Gods Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE)& thats how it all began.