Pleasures in the Hereafter

[Guest john]

There are 2 statues in the park, one is of a nude man & the other is of a nude woman.

 

Both of these statues had been facing each other across a pathway for 100 years.

 

One fine day an angel comes down from the heavans, with a single gesture to bring these 2 statues back to life .

 

The angel tells them both: "As a reward for being patient through a hundred blazing summers & dismally cold winters, you have both been given a 2nd life in the hereafter for 30 minutes to do whatever you both wish to do most with each other."

 

The nude male statue looks at the female nude statue & she looks at him, & they both go running behind the nearby bushes.

 

The angel waits patiently & observes the rustle of the bushes & hears the laughing going on. After 15 minutes the 2 live statues return, out of breath & still laughing.

 

The angel tells them: "You have 15 minutes left, what would you care to do again?"

 

The nude male statue asks the female statue, "Shall we?" She eagerly replies "Oh yes, but lets change positions, this time, I'll hold the pidgeon down & you shxt on its head"