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A Pakistani van driver was pulled over in his short wheelbase Ford Transit van on the M1 motorway recently. . .the police officer said to him "Did you know the limit was 70 here ? ? ? ? "

 

The driver turned around and yelled . . ." Did you hear that lads,. . .I'm afraid that three of you are going to have to get out. . . . . ."

 

 

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Same bloke was hurrying to see his girlfriend one Sunday arvo when the van broke down. He sent her a text:

 

sic transit gloria mundi.

 

 

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