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The following are results from an OZ-words Competition

 

where entrants were asked to take an Australian word,

 

then alter it by One letter only, and supply a witty definition.

 

Clearly, you need to know something about Australia to understand.

 

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

 

Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet

 

Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact

 

Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine

 

Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle

 

Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor

 

Yabble:the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans

 

Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average

 

when it comes to handling himself in the scrub

 

Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

 

 

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Lay-buy: A prostitute's service fee.

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and I always thought that it was bi-sexual

 

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