Deep Thinking. . .

[Phil Perry]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My Wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked . . . 'about what?'

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I pondered an age old question:

 

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

 

Getting kicked in the nuts is MORE painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

 

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[facthunter]

Women are programmed to want babies. Men will never want to be kicked in the nuts. Haven't you ever suffered from housemaid's knee? Nev

 

 

[old man emu]

Men will never want to be kicked in the nuts. Haven't you ever suffered from housemaid's knee,

in the nuts?

 

 

[facthunter]

I will leave you to think about it. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

What on earth did you say to the housemaid?

 

 

[old man emu]

Called her a "pretty good scrubber".

 

 

[OzBirdy]

After haveing more than one wack in the nads, im glad i was borne ' ball bearing' and not child bearing, coz if given birth is more painfull, i know id ever want anather one.

 

 

[Robbo]

I jumped over a tap in primary school and kinda got the timing wrong, then another time I tried to jump a barb wire fence and ripped open the coin bag.

 

I would never make it in Olympic hurdles

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Things would work a lot better if we had more Proper management of industry. . . . we need some intelligent managers here. . . .

 

 

 

[facthunter]

Housemaids Knee is when she kicks you in the cods with it. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Hence my query in #5...

 

 

[facthunter]

It's from a TV series. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

It's from a TV series. Nev

I remember that show; "Funniest Home Video's Knees To The Groin".

 

 

[scre80]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My Wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked . . . 'about what?'

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

 

Finally I pondered an age old question:

 

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

 

Getting kicked in the nuts is MORE painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

 

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And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!!

 

 

[Robbo]

And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!!

I have to agree with that, I forgot Valentines day so it is very cold out here in the dog house, maybe you can pickup a slab and join me for a few beers in the dog house Phil?

 

 

[Robbo]

I got kicked in the nuts by a steer once, I had some preety swollen balls.

 

The girls seem to like them big so I was thinking maybe its worth another kick

 

 

[bexrbetter]

And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!!

Dual bag!

 

 

 

[Phil Perry]

I have to agree with that, I forgot Valentines day so it is very cold out here in the dog house, maybe you can pickup a slab and join me for a few beers in the dog house Phil?

Nowt would please me more Rob. . . .but I doubt if I could manage a half slab nowadays mate,. . . . tend to sup smallish quantitiies of dry sparkling wine and home made cider !

 

I FORGOT Valentine's Day too. . . . . until 2330 yesterday, and all the service station shop had left was a rose with a broken stem and a pack of charcoal briquettes. . . ( At least you still have a dog. . . )

 

 

[bexrbetter]

and a pack of charcoal briquettes. . .

My Darling, here are future diamonds just for you .....

 

 

[Marty_d]

My Darling, here are future diamonds just for you .....

Just don't tell her to make them herself by sitting on them. It wouldn't be a kick to the goolies... it'd be a rusty knife!

 

 

[pmccarthy]

On Valentines day my wife and I had a shag down by the dam. It ate some fish and flew away.