old man emu Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Pub Trivia is a bit passe for the intellects of the members of this forum. So let's up the ante a bit and play "Pun Trivia" to test your wits (and recycle horrible "Dad jokes") Here's the first question .... From which Scottish Clan does the British Secret Service recruit its agents? > > > > Clan Destine! OME 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDQDI Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Remember the ones "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted" Help me out ... Did they ever get him? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 [ATTACH=full]41705[/ATTACH] Even if I am a bit rough around the edges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Daily UK newspaper running Funny Punny column. . . where readers input punny names for local shops and businesses in their area. Eg. . . . Fruit and Veg shop nr Birmingham : "Melon Cauli". Plumber's Van : "Bodgett & Scarper" Fish and chip shop on the edge of Nottingham Forest, "Fryer Tuck" Heating engineer's Van : "Lee King" Snack shop in Birmingham ( Dangerous this one ! ) "Alan's Snackbar" More on Monday when I've read the paper ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 My hometown had tree trimming service company named "Tree Wise Men" ... not the only one around though of that name. There an English flooring Guy named "Lino Ritchie" ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Lawyers name Legit,Runn & Scarper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Lawyers nameLegit,Runn & Scarper Secretary's name was "Sue"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 The other firm is Coke,Snort and Slander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 From the Silly Signs thread - Divorce Lawyers: Ditcher, Quick & Hyde. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 My hometown had tree trimming service company named "Tree Wise Men" ... not the only one around though of that name.There an English flooring Guy named "Lino Ritchie" ... Brilliant Mate ! I'm going to email that one to Kelvin McKenzie at the paper. . . .may get your name up in print ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Emailed it Bex. . . . . Have to have a look this week and see if it gets printed ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Mail back from Kelv. MacKenzie's column this morning Bex. . . . "Very good, .. .but Sorry Phil. . . we ran that one a couple of months ago. . .you must've missed it " Ho hum,. . .worth a try mate ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Mail back from Kelv. MacKenzie's column this morning Bex. . . . "Very good, .. .but Sorry Phil. . . we ran that one a couple of months ago. . .you must've missed it "Ho hum,. . .worth a try mate ! ! ! I take no credit for either but which one was the "one"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I take no credit for either but which one was the "one"? Flooring Van. . . Lino Richie. . . "Hello. . . . . .is it me you're looking Floor. . ." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I thought she was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, Then I aw her face.... I don't listen to Metallica very often, but when I do, Nothing else matters.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 My girlfriend comes from the Malabar coast. Goa? I rarely get any sleep. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 This post is absolute Pun ishment. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just don't try me out with any bird puns because I assure you toucan play at that game. I was going to juggle while walking a tightrope across a molten flow on the side of a volcano, but then realised I didn't have the balls to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Florist's shop at a harbour in Devon. . . . BEAU QUAY. Dog grooming shop. . . .CAPTAIN DUGWASH. Lingerie store in Manchester. . . . THONG IN CHEEK. Rubbish removalists. . . . . HUMP IT & DUMPIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hairdressers sign "We'll curl up and dye for you" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Van with a sign on the back which says "This van is being driven by a blind man." Sign on the side for blinds and awnings. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDQDI Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Rubbish removalists. . . . . HUMP IT & DUMPIT I believe that company also owns a divorce lawyer's firm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Went to a Zoo yesterday, nothing there except for one dog. It was a Shitzu. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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