old man emu Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Pub Trivia is a bit passe for the intellects of the members of this forum. So let's up the ante a bit and play "Pun Trivia" to test your wits (and recycle horrible "Dad jokes") Here's the first question .... From which Scottish Clan does the British Secret Service recruit its agents? > > > > Clan Destine! OME 2
facthunter Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Remember the ones "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted" Help me out ... Did they ever get him? Nev
planedriver Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 [ATTACH=full]41705[/ATTACH] Even if I am a bit rough around the edges
Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Daily UK newspaper running Funny Punny column. . . where readers input punny names for local shops and businesses in their area. Eg. . . . Fruit and Veg shop nr Birmingham : "Melon Cauli". Plumber's Van : "Bodgett & Scarper" Fish and chip shop on the edge of Nottingham Forest, "Fryer Tuck" Heating engineer's Van : "Lee King" Snack shop in Birmingham ( Dangerous this one ! ) "Alan's Snackbar" More on Monday when I've read the paper ! ! !
bexrbetter Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 My hometown had tree trimming service company named "Tree Wise Men" ... not the only one around though of that name. There an English flooring Guy named "Lino Ritchie" ... 4
bexrbetter Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Lawyers nameLegit,Runn & Scarper Secretary's name was "Sue"?
red750 Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 From the Silly Signs thread - Divorce Lawyers: Ditcher, Quick & Hyde. 1 2 1
Phil Perry Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 My hometown had tree trimming service company named "Tree Wise Men" ... not the only one around though of that name.There an English flooring Guy named "Lino Ritchie" ... Brilliant Mate ! I'm going to email that one to Kelvin McKenzie at the paper. . . .may get your name up in print ? 1
Phil Perry Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Emailed it Bex. . . . . Have to have a look this week and see if it gets printed ! 1
Phil Perry Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Mail back from Kelv. MacKenzie's column this morning Bex. . . . "Very good, .. .but Sorry Phil. . . we ran that one a couple of months ago. . .you must've missed it " Ho hum,. . .worth a try mate ! ! !
bexrbetter Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Mail back from Kelv. MacKenzie's column this morning Bex. . . . "Very good, .. .but Sorry Phil. . . we ran that one a couple of months ago. . .you must've missed it "Ho hum,. . .worth a try mate ! ! ! I take no credit for either but which one was the "one"?
Phil Perry Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 I take no credit for either but which one was the "one"? Flooring Van. . . Lino Richie. . . "Hello. . . . . .is it me you're looking Floor. . ." 1
M61A1 Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 I thought she was joking when she said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, Then I aw her face.... I don't listen to Metallica very often, but when I do, Nothing else matters.... 2
pmccarthy Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 My girlfriend comes from the Malabar coast. Goa? I rarely get any sleep. 1 1
bexrbetter Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Just don't try me out with any bird puns because I assure you toucan play at that game. I was going to juggle while walking a tightrope across a molten flow on the side of a volcano, but then realised I didn't have the balls to do it. 1
Phil Perry Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Florist's shop at a harbour in Devon. . . . BEAU QUAY. Dog grooming shop. . . .CAPTAIN DUGWASH. Lingerie store in Manchester. . . . THONG IN CHEEK. Rubbish removalists. . . . . HUMP IT & DUMPIT
planedriver Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Hairdressers sign "We'll curl up and dye for you" 1
red750 Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 Van with a sign on the back which says "This van is being driven by a blind man." Sign on the side for blinds and awnings. 1 2
Marty_d Posted March 4, 2016 Posted March 4, 2016 Rubbish removalists. . . . . HUMP IT & DUMPIT I believe that company also owns a divorce lawyer's firm. 2
bexrbetter Posted March 4, 2016 Posted March 4, 2016 Went to a Zoo yesterday, nothing there except for one dog. It was a Shitzu. 3
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