The Fat Irishman

[skeptic36]

 

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

 

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

 

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

 

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

 

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

 

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

 

'No, from the "Bloody Skippin"

 

 

[Butch]

Great joke skeptic,

 

I'm of Irish decent and love Irish humour.... I wonder what reaction you would get if you replaced "Irishman" with Moslem , Aboriginal,Negro,Female or any other politicly incorrect statement.

 

It's a shame we still can't take the p1ss like the old days and laugh it off as a bit of witty humour!

 

The Irish may be dumb but at least we aren't preciouses!

 

Keep um coming.....we all like a laugh.

 

 

[Marty_d]

Well, the rest of the anglo-saxon world tells Irish jokes, the Irish tell Kerry jokes. I'm betting that there's a bunch of Australian jokes out there and I know from experience there's Tasmanian jokes...

 

 

[Birdseye]

Various countries have their whipping boys when it comes to jokes, sometimes more than one. A French joke for example, asks why they bury Belgians with their backsides sticking out of the ground. It's so the Dutch can park their bikes when they come 'en vacances'.

 

 

[Bruce Tuncks]

The Australian was visiting a NZ farm when he and the farmer came across a nice-looking young ewe with its head caught in a fence. The farmer got a lipstick out of the glovebox, put some on the ewe's mouth, and proceeded to have sex with the ewe. He said the lipstick made the ewe more feminine.

 

Then he said to the Australian, " do you want a turn?"

 

The Australian gets all coy, and finally says " Well yes, but I'm not going to wear that lipstick..."