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Jack took Jill on their first date to the Royal Melbourne Show.

 

After walking around and enjoying themselves, Jack asked Jill what would she like to do; "I want to get weighed" said Jill.

 

So they found the carnival section and the Guy looks at Jill and guesses 56kgs! Jill got on the scales and she is 58kgs so she wins a soft toy.

 

After some food and drink Jack asks Jill again what would she like to do; again Jill replies; "I want to get weighed".

 

So Jack thinking she wants to win another soft toy takes her back to the carnival area to find another weight guesser but this time unsuccessful and Jack loses his dollar.

 

So they go on the ferris wheel and after that Jack says, well now what to do? Jill says again "I want to get weighed!".

 

Well Jack has had enough of that thinking now she might not be quite the full 2 bob, so calls it an early day and drops Jill off at home.

 

Jill goes inside and her sister Laura asks her if she had a good time?

 

Jill replies; "No Waura, I weally don't think Jack wants to weigh me".

 

 

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Groan! Bex, you'd better stick with your day job, instead of that night-time stand-up comedian aim. 011_clap.gif.c796ec930025ef6b94efb6b089d30b16.gif

 

 

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That's almost as bad as the dwarf buying a horse, who keeps saying he wants to see her twat.

 

 

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You're a tosser Marty.

Oh man, I thought I'd disabled the camera on this laptop!!

 

 

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You don't need a camera... Blind Freddy could see that. YOU will go blind too.. Nev

I'll be in good company Nev... I reckon everyone on this site will be sightless too...

 

 

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Oh man, I thought I'd disabled the camera on this laptop!!

It's not the camera that's disabled. 004_oh_yeah.gif.82b3078adb230b2d9519fd79c5873d7f.gif

 

 

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That's almost as bad as the dwarf buying a horse, who keeps saying he wants to see her twat.

You're a tosser Marty.

So long as he is not tossing the Dwarf

 

 

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I'll be in good company Nev... I reckon everyone on this site will be sightless too...

I saw what you did there ... no wait, I didn't 004_oh_yeah.gif.82b3078adb230b2d9519fd79c5873d7f.gif

 

 

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