planedriver Posted July 19, 2016 Posted July 19, 2016 DARWIN POST (Last Tuesday), Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack using a small Walking Stick. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, Kids and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5 metre crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open. The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little $5 walking stick with me that I purchased from the Reject shop, I would not be here today! Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took....The' Croc got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible and I wound up with the lot. 1 1 1
planedriver Posted July 19, 2016 Author Posted July 19, 2016 That's a croc of an attempt at humour. Nev A bit like this Nev. 1
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