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Gee your scenery must be really bad.

 

There were stories of seagulls doing this as they flew over Aussie.

 

Chas

 

 

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Gee your scenery must be really bad.There were stories of seagulls doing this as they flew over Aussie.

Chas

Oh, that's unkind!!!........(snurfle)........

 

 

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Gee your scenery must be really bad.There were stories of seagulls doing this as they flew over Aussie.

Chas

Haha....an attempted Kiwi joke...funny....not..103_score_001.gif.0354254b719c2e1032fedf21c3779e8a.gif

David

 

 

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From Wikipedi, so it must be correct: "Kiwi or kiwis are flightless birds native to New Zealand." 074_stirrer.gif.5dad7b21c959cf11ea13e4267b2e9bc0.gif

 

So who are they to talk or poke fun? 054_no_no_no.gif.950345b863e0f6a5a1b13784a465a8c4.gif

 

 

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Don we can handle it.

 

Some years ago a chap named Kurt flew his homebuilt Pitts across cook straight

 

inverted for his 50th birthday.

 

We thought that was a long way.

 

Kiwis of course wish your four winged

 

man a safe and sort of comfortable flight.

 

Chas

 

 

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Look where the elevator is. Nev

I'd be more worried about the seatbelt.

 

rgmwa

 

 

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Look at all the extra wheels and bracing required.

 

Wouldn't it have been easier to just cut a hole in the bottom of the fuselage and invert the pilot? 059_whistling.gif.a3aa33bf4e30705b1ad8038eaab5a8f6.gif

 

 

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Wouldn't it be easier to go somewhere in the northern hemisphere and fly normally there? Then, relative to Australia, he'd be inverted.

 

 

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There were stories of seagulls doing this as they flew over Aussie.

They know our land's to great to be shat on, they save if for NZ.

 

 

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Perhaps that's why our soils are not very fertile. All the good topsoil went to New Zealand during the big dust storms of the past. Nev

 

 

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All the bullshite has long been the fuel for the kiwi ego.

 

Dave Warner gave the correct response. If you cant fly you better be fast. They were neither and he smashed them every which way from the first ball all the way to the last, when he was run out. His score 156 in 123 balls. More than he whole team of flightless birds.

 

And too ensure the kiwis know their place Steve Smith proved the ability of a Aussie to fly- two of the best ever catches period. After springing in the air to defy physics and snatching a almost impossible catch- twice.

 

Two men small of stature but huge in talent and deadly with the willow or leather and do not ever give up. The Dave and Steve show- number 1 and 2 batsmen in the world by a silly margin.

 

Australia knows how to create a tough but nimble, skilled but flamboyant bird that can punish any little Island genetic abnormality on the ground with impunity.

 

Just as well kiwi's can't fly or it would be a very short spiral to a Darwin award.

 

Those from the land of long white cloud- (and shitty weather) must remember their place. You had a bunch of Crow's but now are just turkeys surrounded by Eagles.

 

Evolution has a message for you.

 

Ah the sweet sweet smell of total victory

 

 

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The old humour never seems to go away.

 

Just like second hand Aussie weather.

 

Both of us have had our share of crap this seaon.

 

I have done a few hours of Jodeling round NSW.

 

This was from Wedderburn. Got to see Connie a couple of times, Narromine and Temora.

 

Best flight was victor one ar Sydney.

 

Our river valleys and mountains are hard to beat.

 

I did a bit around your Blue mountain /hill.

 

If your man heads out to Perth inverted

 

he wont have to worry too much about hitting his head on a hill.

 

Chas

 

 

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All the bullshite has long been the fuel for the kiwi ego.Dave Warner gave the correct response. If you cant fly you better be fast. They were neither and he smashed them every which way from the first ball all the way to the last, when he was run out. His score 156 in 123 balls. More than he whole team of flightless birds.

 

And too ensure the kiwis know their place Steve Smith proved the ability of a Aussie to fly- two of the best ever catches period. After springing in the air to defy physics and snatching a almost impossible catch- twice.

 

Two men small of stature but huge in talent and deadly with the willow or leather and do not ever give up. The Dave and Steve show- number 1 and 2 batsmen in the world by a silly margin.

 

Australia knows how to create a tough but nimble, skilled but flamboyant bird that can punish any little Island genetic abnormality on the ground with impunity.

 

Just as well kiwi's can't fly or it would be a very short spiral to a Darwin award.

 

Those from the land of long white cloud- (and shitty weather) must remember their place. You had a bunch of Crow's but now are just turkeys surrounded by Eagles.

 

Evolution has a message for you.

 

Ah the sweet sweet smell of total victory

Well....no, actually....but if that's how you prefer to see it....that's certainly what you'll see..........)

 

 

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don't antagonise them Ibob, keep your helmet below the ramparts .......... this public show of affection for NZ will shirley pass

 

 

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don't antagonise them Ibob, keep your helmet below the ramparts .......... this public show of affection for NZ will shirley pass

I see what you mean........I should've known better than to set 'em off............)

 

 

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