Who has the best friends

[skeptic36]

A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night, centered on the topic of who has better friends. They each offer a wide variety of anecdotes and stories, but in the end, they decide to put it to the test.

 

"Here's what we'll do," the wife suggests. "I'll call your friends, and you call mine. We'll both pretend that the other person hasn't come home yet, and that we're worried. Whoever's friends give the best advice about where to find us clearly know us better, and therefore are better."

 

The husband agrees to the game, and they both head off into separate rooms. When they reconvene a half an hour later, the husband looks defeated.

 

"Well, honey," he says, "I think it's pretty clear that you have better friends. Every one of them listed each of your favorite restaurants, salons, shops, and art galleries, and they had phone numbers for each of them. They knew your work hours by heart, your office extension, your boss's name, and even the route that you take home."

 

The wife shakes her head. "No, dear," she replies, "you have better friends."

 

"Why do you say that?" asks the husband.

 

"Well," the wife replies, "most of them said that you'd been at their place, and three of them said that you were still there."

 

 

[Marty_d]

I had to read it twice before I got it. Duh.