Admin Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 A woman walks into the Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mum sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Ashley." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Ashley." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Ashley, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Ashley. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Ashlee! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Ashley?" Their mum replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Ashley!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Ashley!' an' they all come running.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Ashley' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Ashley." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names."
Yenn Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 Getting a bit prevalant nowadays, have you noticed how many kids get bashed, and it is usually by the De Facto. Whatever happened to marriage?
Admin Posted December 7, 2007 Author Posted December 7, 2007 How true Yenn and in the fear of being ridiculed and starting something political here I am personally so against IVF for gay couples - in my own personal opinion (note I said my own personal opinion) I think children need both a mother and a father - I will go off and hide now
Knighty Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 True and Sad Getting a bit prevalant nowadays, have you noticed how many kids get bashed, and it is usually by the De Facto. Whatever happened to marriage? How True, I see it all the time in my line of work "many kids get bashed", cruel for the children and the worse thing of all; 9 times out of 10 they follow in their parents footsteps so the cycle continues! Attempting to break that cycle is what I am all about. Knighty
Ben Longden Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 What ever you do, don't stop. I see so many abused kids in the 'ospital its literally a crying shame. Ben
Guest disperse Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 IVF started to help people with legitimate medical probs stopping them from having kids. I'm sorry but if you dont have at least one testical and one uterus within your relationship ....... YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAVING KIDS. and please don't tell me about all the "love" you have to give.. THERE IS A REASON IT IS LIKE THIS !!! Gay couples wanting to have children ..... is like wanting to spend your life in the wilderness but expecting to still be able to eat mc donalds once a week. (and before I get called a homophob, I've been to many GAY parties and have no prob with it . But you have to accept the consequences of your decision)
storchy neil Posted December 14, 2007 Posted December 14, 2007 dont hide cause its the truth educated idiot politician running around telling us what is best neil
Yenn Posted December 15, 2007 Posted December 15, 2007 What are you doing in this cupboard Ian I thought it would be my hiding place.
Nev25 Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 A woman walks into the Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids..."WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mum sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Ashley." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Ashley." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one he is Ashley, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Ashley. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Ashlee! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Ashley?" Their mum replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Ashley!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Ashley!' an' they all come running.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Ashley' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Ashley." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names." Even Tho its a funny joke Its sad to say around here (where I live) its rather true. Not shore about 15 Kids But I do know a lady with 5 (all different Fathers)
Flyer Posted December 17, 2007 Posted December 17, 2007 How true Yenn and in the fear of being ridiculed and starting something political here I am personally so against IVF for gay couples - in my own personal opinion (note I said my own personal opinion) I think children need both a mother and a father - I will go off and hide now Great joke/story. Love it.;) Don't hide Ian. Or anybody else for that matter. If gays/lesbians want to go off and do their thing that's fine. What they need to realise is that there is a REASON they CANT have kids. As Disperse says, the relationship MUST have at least one uterus and one testicle...;) otherwise certain things just cant happen..... fact of LIFE. Get out of that cupboard Yenn....I need to duck.. Regards Phil
Admin Posted December 17, 2007 Author Posted December 17, 2007 Hey Nev...how come you know this lady ;)
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