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Mastercard advert.

 

Dinner in a Chinese Restaurant = $120.00

 

Drinks at the Chinese Restaurant = $35.00

 

Forgetting one of the takeaway containers afterwards = Riceless!

 

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Flyed rice?

Not since they put the wire screens in and stopped hanging the meat outside.

 

 

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It's fried rice, you plick ;-)

I went to the bank yesterday and got some Australian dollars, I only got .20 cents per Chinese RMB, last week I got .24 cents.

 

I said to the Chinese Bank Teller, "Damn fluctuations", and he went beserk and screamed at me "No, F*ck you round eye!".

 

 

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