Embarrased aircraft pasenger

[Guest john]

Before the male passengers last holiday flight , he had been on a diet & dropped quite a few kilos. When it came time to disembark from the plane, he stood up to obtain his luggage from the overhead locker, & his pants accidentally fell down to his shoes.

 

A nearby attractive female flight attendant was walking down the aisle of the plane & observed the male passengers pants had accidentally fallen down to this shoes, & so she asked him if she could be of any assistance.

 

"Yes he replied, I"ll grab the luggage from the overhead locker & you can pull up my pants".

 

 

[Jabiru7252]

My pants keep falling down because I have got FATTER. Go figure....

 

 

[Deskpilot]

That would be because you have hidden you hips my friend. The answer is...........go braces

 

 

[facthunter]

  It's like this. A belt tight on a certain diameter is loose on a lesser diameter. IF you had an hour glass figure you might be a girl but your pants would stay up better. Do what the Dutch do. Belts and braces, if you are showing that you are living in a purple patch. Nev