Horsing Around

[Bryon]

Writing puns is a cinch, but a few here are just horse s#%t

 

 

[pmccarthy]

When he saw the horse had been eating the ailerons, the owner got into a flap.

 

(I have read that in the barnstorming days, cattle would lick the fabric off parked planes because of the taste of the dope.)

 

 

[440032]

That's an aeroplane pun, not a horse pun. Get back on the horse and try again.

 

 

[ClintonB]

Can this one be put out to pasture, its no use flogging a dead horse.

 

 

[onetrack]

I think I'll have to call for a photo on this one - there's no definite indication at this stage, as to whether the horse won, or the aircraft won!!

 

 

[old man emu]

This is obviously a serious case of horse doping.

 

If it was done in the hours of darkness, they must have used the nitrate.

 

 

[naremman]

If it had of occurred during either March or September would it be attributable to the Equinox?

 

 

[Bryon]

If it had of occurred during either March or September would it be attributable to the Equinox?

Do you mean the Equine-ox..........

 

 

[naremman]

Do you mean the Equine-ox..........

I think we are in the same paddock Byron, but jusr with a slightly different gait.

 

 

[pmccarthy]

So,is this thread knackered?

 

 

[facthunter]

All this because Jabiru's taste good... I know rats eat Auster wingspars. Nev

 

 

[Earl Pike]

I think it’s dead Jim,

 

 

[old man emu]

It's not dead. It's asleep!

 

 

[Earl Pike]

?? Ssshhhh, You might wake it up.

 

 

[pmccarthy]

It’s not dead. I think it’s condition is stable.

 

 

[440032]

Ah, back in the saddle at last.