The Broken Lawnmower

[planedriver]

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the car, fishing,always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with atiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush."When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. :black_eye:

 

 

 

[BigPete]

Your wife knows my wife........

 

:big_grin:

 

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