Mid-life crisis.

[planedriver]

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Honey, 35 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now I have a $500K home, a $45K car, king-size bed and plasma screen TV,

 

but I'm sleeping with a 58-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

 

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

 

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.:hittinghead: