Captain abandons post for a three-way sex romp, crashes

[Gnarly Gnu]

OK, more nautical (naughtical?) related but he did hit some runway lights, also exposes the joke that is airport security:

 

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[/url]A fishing boat smashed head on into runway approach lights at La Guardia Airport

 

early Sunday after the vessel’s drunken captain deserted the helm for a three-way sex romp — exposing a stunning security weakness, sources told The Post.

 

 

 

Police were unable to reach the boat to determine whether it was a threat for about 30 minutes, even though a Port Authority police vessel was tied up at a nearby dock.

 

 

 

There was no crew available to operate it because, in a money-saving move, the PA had decided to operate its navy only during daylight hours."

 

 

 

Post below if you have suffered similar mishaps.