Captain Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 "Didnt anybody tell you that smoking wasnt good for your health" sneered Mavis"Should I check to see if he can do the drawback?' asked Nana as she picked up two house bricks....................... .... and placed them under her buttocks. "What are you doing with those?" asked the Major, while all of the students gathered around to watch (in preparation for their acceptance into the ADF Academy, where Wilkie learnt his craft). Nanna replied calmly "I use these to ..............
turboplanner Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 .... and placed them under her buttocks. "What are you doing with those?" asked the Major, while all of the students gathered around to watch (in preparation for their acceptance into the ADF Academy, where Wilkie learnt his craft). Nanna replied calmly "I use these to .............. "...make flat spots. Then I can fit my contour maps into my battle jacket, which is more important now that I'm allowed on the front line." She gave a huge toothless grin. "I'm looking forward to marching the the Major....."
Captain Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 "...make flat spots. Then I can fit my contour maps into my battle jacket, which is more important now that I'm allowed on the front line."She gave a huge toothless grin. "I'm looking forward to marching the the Major....." ...... up the hill and into that little copse where we can spoone (ye olde aviation aerobatic terme), and get to 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th base, before going back to 2nd base again." Nanna said. "Did someone call me ..... and who is playing baseball in the woods without a permit" asked Constable Bess who was one of the Twoom-baaaaa cops and a bit of a maroon-neck, because he had a noose behind the seat of his police HQ ute (you can still buy them new in Qld, where they think that the 186 with 3off 2" SU's, stractors & a Waggot cam, is the duck's guts of pursuit vehicles and good for official police business circle work), which he used for ....................
turboplanner Posted September 29, 2011 Posted September 29, 2011 "Did someone call me ..... and who is playing baseball in the woods without a permit" asked Constable Bess who was one of the Twoom-baaaaa cops and a bit of a maroon-neck, because he had a noose behind the seat of his police HQ ute (you can still buy them new in Qld, where they think that the 186 with 3off 2" SU's, stractors & a Waggot cam, is the duck's guts of pursuit vehicles and good for official police business circle work), which he used for .................... ...noosing the people of Toomanyose. "We tried capsicum spray, but that's what they put on their weet bix in the morning" the Constable said "And we tried pressure points, but they just kept talking. That's what you have to do in families fo 16 or so" he explained "So we just choke the bastards, and that shuts them up" "Not always" said Flyhyphen, and the Constable......
Pilot Pete Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 said that when he showed them his HIRTH(may the force be with you) powered Ugly Duckling MII, they were lost for words. A good way to silence them old son. A pity it dosent actually fly yet. Just wait till its in the air, those southerners will be silenced for good!!!!
turboplanner Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 W said that when he showed them his HIRTH(may the force be with you) powered Ugly Duckling MII, they were lost for words. A good way to silence them old son. A pity it dosent actually fly yet. Just wait till its in the air, those southerners will be silenced for good!!!! "It'll be a long wait" suggested the possum skinner, "I've never seen one built out of 4x2 and corrugated iron, with a nose made from his grandma's copper tub" But then again, this was Toomanyose. "It'll fly" said Flyphen, who'd ridden his bike up to see what was happening...........
Bryon Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 W "It'll be a long wait" suggested the possum skinner, "I've never seen one built out of 4x2 and corrugated iron, with a nose made from his grandma's copper tub" But then again, this was Toomanyose. "It'll fly" said Flyphen, who'd ridden his bike up to see what was happening........... "ooooohhhh look at those calf muscles" cooed Mavis "Calves" poopoohed Nana "He looks more like a bull with those dangly bits" "Them are his all weather fully automatic possum attracting bait carriers" mumbled Elratto :cool_shades: "I used to have a pair like that until..........
Pilot Pete Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 untill I tried flying behind a rotaryaxe. I should have been using a Hirth like those wonderfull Toowoomba pilots and I wouldnt have needed to nibble nobbies nuts, I would have still had mine in hand.Ohhhhhh groaned Elrato, to have such a machine for my own.No longer would I suffer the humiliation of sprinkling fairy dust about my head before each flight. Maybe Pete could make me an Honourary Toowoombian or Cliftinite and My life would be complete. If only.......
Bryon Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 untill I tried flying behind a rotaryaxe. I should have been using a Hirth like those wonderfull Toowoomba pilots and I wouldnt have needed to nibble nobbies nuts, I would have still had mine in hand.Ohhhhhh groaned Elrato, to have such a machine for my own.No longer would I suffer the humiliation of sprinkling fairy dust about my head before each flight. Maybe Pete could make me an Honourary Toowoombian or Cliftinite and My life would be complete. If only....... "Tell him he is dreaming" snorted Slartifartslast (long time NES contributor). "He should go across to New Zulland where the men are men and the sheep are nervous" "Or he could come down to Taswegia" remarked WhoTFCares. "Down here we could guarentee him a..........
Pilot Pete Posted October 2, 2011 Posted October 2, 2011 family that have more then the required number of fingers and toes............
Captain Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 family that have more then the required number of fingers and toes............ "An extra toe of finger can come in handy" commented Nanna with a devilish grin (which showed that an extra tooth wouldn't go astray either), then added "As you can use them for ........
turboplanner Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 "An extra toe of finger can come in handy" commented Nanna with a devilish grin (which showed that an extra tooth wouldn't go astray either), then added "As you can use them for ........ ....digital excitement", but this went straight over Turbo's head. Turbo had become excited after reading Ian's thread "2 choices for all users" He thought Ian was about to "out" himself, but soon realised it was all about software (a problem the Rat had been struggling with for years). Ian and his fellow Silicon Alley nerds were throwing about terms like RAD (Rapid Application Development, again a problem for the Rat without his little blue pills), Agile, which described a number of forum members, 6Sigma, which apparently related to major's time in the US, PMI, which is an intermittant medical condition, Prince2 for those who take the second choice, Method1, from school days, and Itil which is an ethnic method. It was a whole new world, but he knew it was better to get the lot all at once, than to bring it on step by step, and he sat down to seriously consider Ian's thread..........
Pilot Pete Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 which at the moment was unravelling at an alarming rate."Strewth!! Me pants will end up on the floor in no time if I dont fix that thread shortly" cried Ian. "I cant go wandering all about the Forum with me duds around me ankles. They have enough trouble concentrating on the new choices without me distracting em" But Turbo was blissfully unaware of Ians dilema as he was still deep in thought about computer terms and his inability to grasp the meaning of............
Captain Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ....digital excitement", but this went straight over Turbo's head. Turbo had become excited after reading Ian's thread "2 choices for all users" He thought Ian was about to "out" himself, but soon realised it was all about software (a problem the Rat had been struggling with for years). Ian and his fellow Silicon Alley nerds were throwing about terms like RAD (Rapid Application Development, again a problem for the Rat without his little blue pills), Agile, which described a number of forum members, 6Sigma, which apparently related to major's time in the US, PMI, which is an intermittant medical condition, Prince2 for those who take the second choice, Method1, from school days, and Itil which is an ethnic method. It was a whole new world, but he knew it was better to get the lot all at once, than to bring it on step by step, and he sat down to seriously consider Ian's thread.......... .......... as El Ratsack was really an expert on Deputers, and he knew all about bi (not that there is anything wrong with that)-numeral code, hard-drives, chicklets, LED's and the black stuff what laptops are made from. In fact, Ratpoo was a closet (not that there is anything wrong with that either) LAN or WAN Administrator (who was even better at "it" than SloppyButtCrack), and he was also a ................
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 In fact, Ratpoo was a closet (not that there is anything wrong with that either) LAN or WAN Administrator (who was even better at "it" than SloppyButtCrack), and he was also a ................ Supervisor when Alwan Pty Ltd was taken over by Kersfield Pty Ltd, and as the most experienced employee, was given the task of training ............
flindersflyer Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ....digital excitement", but this went straight over Turbo's head. Turbo had become excited after reading Ian's thread "2 choices for all users" He thought Ian was about to "out" himself, but soon realised it was all about software (a problem the Rat had been struggling with for years). Ian and his fellow Silicon Alley nerds were throwing about terms like RAD (Rapid Application Development, again a problem for the Rat without his little blue pills), Agile, which described a number of forum members, 6Sigma, which apparently related to major's time in the US, PMI, which is an intermittant medical condition, Prince2 for those who take the second choice, Method1, from school days, and Itil which is an ethnic method. It was a whole new world, but he knew it was better to get the lot all at once, than to bring it on step by step, and he sat down to seriously consider Ian's thread.......... ... with a pitch of close to 50 to the inch, which made it a very fine thread indeed. Particularly when taking into account the diameter of the ..............
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ... with a pitch of close to 50 to the inch, which made it a very fine thread indeed. Particularly when taking into account the diameter of the .............. .......stressed member.
Bryon Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 .......stressed member. "No wonder he is stressed" said Mavis "With that number of threads per inch ("size is important" mumbled Nana ), you can imagine the amount of torque that can be applied to any nuts he has got" "Stop talking (torquing....geddit) like that" exclaimed Elrattso "Me and Sloppybuttcrack need to get out of this closet and your remarks are bringing.........................
Captain Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 "No wonder he is stressed" said Mavis"With that number of threads per inch ("size is important" mumbled Nana ), you can imagine the amount of torque that can be applied to any nuts he has got" "Stop talking (torquing....geddit) like that" exclaimed Elrattso "Me and Sloppybuttcrack need to get out of this closet and your remarks are bringing......................... ..... us closer together. Because anyone who has seen Sloppy in the flesh will realise that he is a very attractive ...............
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ..... us closer together. Because anyone who has seen Sloppy in the flesh will realise that he is a very attractive ............... .......cross dresser." Sloppy hadn't been seen for a while, and nor had his spotted dog.....................
Captain Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 .......cross dresser." Sloppy hadn't been seen for a while, and nor had his spotted dog..................... ..... "I'm not so much a X-Dresser, as an Alternate-Dresser" replied S.ButtCrack "As sometimes it is on the left and sometimes on the right, but when I am flying at speed and cruise height in the spotted pussy I .................
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ..... "I'm not so much a X-Dresser, as an Alternate-Dresser" replied S.ButtCrack "As sometimes it is on the left and sometimes on the right, but when I am flying at speed and cruise height in the spotted pussy I ................. "....am always looking for it." [Moderated: abbreviated because he had referred to looking for emergency landing spots and as we know Rotaryaxes never fail, just ask the unreal Major: Bollocks]...
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 Bibip ... Bibip ... Bibip ..... long period of silence ..... "We interrupt this story with an urgent critique bulletin ...." . ("Bloody ratbags".... heard faintly in the background) ""We now return you to the Never ending story ....." SBC who had been flying VFR from YSBK to YFBC via YWAK in an S200 had caught the attention of Isaac who had been playing pool with Enoch and Ytzak, and telling terrible parables as usual. The vines had been stripped to feed their thirst and...........
Pilot Pete Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 the fatted calf was out back burning on the spit.
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2011 Posted October 5, 2011 ...which had been lit from the burning bush by Enoch, as he.......
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