The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

...which had been lit from the burning bush by Enoch, as he.......

..... shooed the money lenders out of the Temple (A bit like the Black Rod did to the previous Board Member for NSW), when the .....

 

 

[turboplanner]

..... shooed the money lenders out of the Temple (A bit like the Black Rod did to the previous Board Member for NSW), when the .....

......sound of thunder came from overhead. It was a clap.

 

 

[Captain]

......sound of thunder came from overhead. It was a clap.

"Oh clap" said Nobu to Aki when he heard to crap of Thunder "These Clistian aviators sure do speak in metaphors when they use the burning bush to cook the fatted calf on the 5th day of pentacost, when they found out that the calf had only been Lent (get it?) to them and it was actually pretty skinny because it had been stuck in the Ark for 40 days and 40 nights without having a chance to ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

"Oh clap" said Nobu to Aki when he heard to crap of Thunder "These Clistian aviators sure do speak in metaphors when they use the burning bush to cook the fatted calf on the 5th day of pentacost, when they found out that the calf had only been Lent (get it?) to them and it was actually pretty skinny because it had been stuck in the Ark for 40 days and 40 nights without having a chance to ..............

........watch Neighbours.

 

"Dates, Dates!" called a street vendor from below.

 

"Yours doesn't look to fresh to me" replied Awlock the Hawlot, tugging his Fawlock, but.......

 

 

[Captain]

........watch Neighbours.

"Dates, Dates!" called a street vendor from below.

 

"Yours doesn't look to fresh to me" replied Awlock the Hawlot, tugging his Fawlock, but.......

.... he wasn't getting A-Lot because of the rash on his ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

.... he wasn't getting A-Lot because of the rash on his ..............

Ro[Moderated for medical reasons which have nothing to do with the stain on a certain power plant]

 

"Who's talking about Ro" asked Ak Mu who had been squandering his shekels at the local Leagues Club and not having much..........

 

 

[Captain]

Ro[Moderated for medical reasons which have nothing to do with the stain on a certain power plant]

"Who's talking about Ro" asked Ak Mu who had been squandering his shekels at the local Leagues Club and not having much..........

...... action, as he had been mistaken for Bwian and had been thwown to the fwoor, where Nanna found him and immediately .........

 

 

[turboplanner]

...... action, as he had been mistaken for Bwian and had been thwown to the fwoor, where Nanna found him and immediately .........

....cast him into the wilderness where she spent the next forty years.....

 

 

[Captain]

....cast him into the wilderness where she spent the next forty years.....

..... taking him to Heaven and back (sometimes thrice daily) until he had ..............

 

 

[turboplanner]

..... taking him to Heaven and back (sometimes thrice daily) until he had ..............

....cried out for mercy.

 

 

[Captain]

....cried out for mercy.

"Oh" said Nanna "Sorry about that. Every time you yelled for Mercy, I though you were saying "Merci" and I have always been turned on by french blokes that said thanks in that very sexy french way (not to mention the kisses like Sloppy also does), so I just started again every time because you were so appreciative. I had better get you some loaves and fishes so that you can get your strength back, and we can ......

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

turn some water into wine and party the night away.

 

 

[turboplanner]

fun watching the old ladies shoving their pensions into the notorious one armed bandits. "More fun watching moss grow on............

...date palms"

 

"That &@!#* A-Lok is selling dates again said Runcimus Maximus the Roman Centurian installed to look after the Bethlehem Precint "Throw him in the $@#% wagon"

 

"What description shall I give?" asked Rameses, "his coat is made from eight different colours"

 

"What is your profession?" asked Ramses quite abruptly.

 

"I work with Ratsack and Ytzak in the granary counting the grains" said A-Lok.

 

And so it came to pass that they threw him into a wagon of many rivets, and A-Lok was much pleased, and his story would last almost 22 Centuries until.....

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

Arnie Shwartzeneger came along and the Terminator was the new kid on the block.

 

 

[Captain]

Arnie Shwartzeneger came along and the Terminator was the new kid on the block.

But Ahnie had nothing on Ahlox who rode a don-key (tee hee), spoke softly when challenged (as he was the Lockwood importer for SE Asia, Gazza and the West Bank), and rose again on the 5th day (the 4th day had already been taken by some other Chippie) each time his Axe gave trouble with carby synchronisation.

 

"Blessed are the ULP makers" he would say "And doest any of yez have a fuel drum that I can borrow ..... plus a lift into town?"

 

"Is that the wise man from Glenfield Park?" the multitude would ask in awe as they competed to be blessed to get rid of their AvGas dependancy, which caused ......................

 

 

[turboplanner]

But Ahnie had nothing on Ahlox who rode a don-key (tee hee), spoke softly when challenged (as he was the Lockwood importer for SE Asia, Gazza and the West Bank), and rose again on the 5th day (the 4th day had already been taken by some other Chippie) each time his Axe gave trouble with carby synchronisation.

"Blessed are the ULP makers" he would say "And doest any of yez have a fuel drum that I can borrow ..... plus a lift into town?"

 

"Is that the wise man from Glenfield Park?" the multitude would ask in awe as they competed to be blessed to get rid of their AvGas dependancy, which caused ......................

....untold problems for 9 year olds wanting to do three day navs and night VFR training.

 

"I'd rather be in school learning how to add 22 and 22" said Ramses II who was 8 years and seven months "Isn't RADIO just DUMB!" said Fiona aged six who had just gone solo (the Jerusalem tracking station consisting of offspring from Noah's Ravens tracked her 80 miles into the Negev and heading for the future USSR.)

 

"We'll never survive if we don't get kids.............."

 

 

[Captain]

....untold problems for 9 year olds wanting to do three day navs and night VFR training.

"I'd rather be in school learning how to add 22 and 22" said Ramses II who was 8 years and seven months "Isn't RADIO just DUMB!" said Fiona aged six who had just gone solo (the Jerusalem tracking station consisting of offspring from Noah's Ravens tracked her 80 miles into the Negev and heading for the future USSR.)

 

"We'll never survive if we don't get kids.............."

..... to report to the ATC in old Hebrew.

 

"What's the Hebrew translation for "I'm like 10 like miles north of like Masada and the fuel is like getting sooooooo low, oh my god it's soooo thrilling being like up in the air"." said Moses' cousin Bethsheba who was tracking across Gazza dodging AK47 fire and singing ...........

 

 

[turboplanner]

..... to report to the ATC in old Hebrew.

"What's the Hebrew translation for "I'm like 10 like miles north of like Masada and the fuel is like getting sooooooo low, oh my god it's soooo thrilling being like up in the air"." said Moses' cousin Bethsheba who was tracking across Gazza dodging AK47 fire and singing ...........

...the third section of the Hallelujah Chorus while....

 

 

[Tomo]

...updating her Facebook status.

 

 

[turboplanner]

...updating her Facebook status.

"OMG, I just, you know, think you should continue approach, Fiona" she said (because callsigns hadn't been invented in Biblical times.

 

"You know what, I just think I might do that" called Fiona into the Mike "Do I need ID to buy beer in Bethsheba?

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

No fear cried the Rat of Tobruk. Just get yourself some water and we'll get the almighty to turn it into wine.

 

 

[turboplanner]

No fear cried the Rat of Tobruk. Just get yourself some water and we'll get the almighty to turn it into wine.

"No problem, I'll do it for you" piped up CF Eye who was from across the dead sea, and had lived there for years, in fact from the time the Dead Sea was only sick...

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

and Noahs Ark was launched as the new ferry to transport the new aviators to safety. It now rests atop Mt Roland as a reminder that Tasmania deserved to be flooded for its sinfull flyers.

 

 

[turboplanner]

Firstly, Turbo would like to congratulate CF Eye for finding a way around the Moderators, but doesn't think she was a virgin.

 

There were problems among the Pharisees.

 

Rat the Baptist had been visiting and apparently had begat someone, although many screamed that there should be a waiting period while the matter was investigated.........

 

 

[Captain]

That's very funny fellas .................. The Dead Sea being just mildly ill, the Fakir printing in script, begatting going on without Moderation ..... teee heee.

 

Rat the Baptist had been visiting and apparently had begat someone, although many screamed that there should be a waiting period while the matter was investigated.........

 

..... as Rat the B had been previously well known for "spilling his seed upon the ground", as a memebr of the Judian Peoples Front.

 

"Did everyone forget that I like to be begat?" asked Nanna while she sat, legs akimbo, at the Stoning and ..............